ManFAQ Friday: A Paint by any Other Name

Prehistoric men came home to find their wives had painted the cave in calming earth tones using urine and bird droppings, and called it “light ugga foam.” This was also the first use of the term “man cave,” by the way – when he painted the next cave over using mammoth blood, and called it “fucking mammoth blood.”

ManFAQ Friday: Oh Yeah? Says Who?

Why are boys my age so immature? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

ManFAQ Friday: It’s fine, relatively speaking!

How is it that guys can instantly reclassify the merit of an object? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

ManFAQ Friday: You Wouldn’t Understand

Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

ManFAQ Friday: Ten-and-a-Half, but Narrow

Is it true what they say about men with big hands and big feet? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?