ManFAQ Friday: Ten-and-a-Half, but Narrow

It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.  Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Question:    Is it true what they say about men with big hands and big feet?

Answer:    Yes, it is.

They wear larger gloves and they’re generally hard to buy shoes for.  I’m sure that’s what you were askin – oh, it’s not?  Hmmm.  Well, then, speaking strictly as a man who can palm a basketball and pick it up and throw it one-handed, I’d like to say very little about this question.  Of course, I’m generalizing from one example, but everyone does that.  Or at least, I do. 

Howard Stern was once quoted as saying, “I’m 6 foot 4 with no penis to speak of.  Thanks for that, Mom and Dad.” 

So, maybe yes, maybe no – your mileage may vary.  If you have experiential evidence, or even highly apocryphal yet amusing anecdotes, please share them with the group.  You’ll be a bigger person for it!

Now you know. Please, feel free to comment! Also, forward any questions you’d like answered to BUMD – at –!


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