Big Ugly Man Doll

BUMD – I’m a 40-something father of three trying to cope with the typical American Dream, and sharing the crazy every day I can.
SOBUMD – Spouse of the Big Ugly Man Doll
Human Tape Recorder – the eldest of the children and oldest person in the house.  Just ask her.
Number One Son – the middle child and only boy – I tell him he’s number one son, just to keep him on his toes.
The Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies – the RQoP rules her Barbies by divine right.   Her idol is my grandmother, known as the Queen Mother of Pink.

There is also an occasional cat, Headmaster Albus Dumbledore.  Yeah, we’re fans, you caught us.