Countdown to the Rapture: I’m Not Gonna Miss watching the Chicago Cubs blow the pennant every damn year, call the Rapture tomorrow. Because Harry Caray is waiting for us all in Heaven: “Cubs win! Holy Cow!”
What’s the deal with this male bonding business? we need to rebel against something, and we both know it’s not going to be you, so we take a little time-out from proper society and we rebel against that, for as long as we can. You know, until we run out of beer. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
OK, OK, I know, it’s only July, but it has been ONE HUNDRED YEARS, and they do just happen to have the best record in baseball at the moment. You know, today. Now. At this very minute. I’m sure that will change; after all, I’ve only been waiting for 39 years. I know how this […]
And yes, the Big Ugly Man Doll is back from the round the world (by which I mean 5 states within reasonable proximity of one another) holiday tour, just in time to wish you, personally (Yes, you! I know you read this, and you know who you are!), where was I, you personally, and all […]