How to Kill Your Cat

Pro Tip:  Do Not Google “How to kill your cat at home.”

The Oncoming WHAT?

We had some bread diced fine scattered on the railing for the birds. This being more than the cat could bear to watch, the girls relented and let him out on the deck with us, which lead to a description of how the birds view the large, lazy, 20+ pound cat.

Morning lulz

“Well, I told her that you were sitting on the deck drinking your coffee, and then I told her that Albus was with you, and then she told me to go find you. She’d already forgotten that I told her where you were! It must be low-grade amnesia.”

On the Golden Globes

Natalie Portman, Eva Longoria, Johnny Depp, Halle Berry, Albus Dumbledore, Professor Flitwick, Big Ugly Man Doll

Who’s daddy’s little idiot?

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?