How to Kill Your Cat

Pro Tip:  Do Not Google “How to kill your cat at home.”

I Saw StarKids and it was Totally Awesome!

The highlight of the evening was being groped by a teenage girl with a Ron Paul for President button.

A Thankful Countdown: Day 5

I’ve decided to count down to Thinksgiving, and take a moment each day to think about things I’m thankful for.

On the Golden Globes

Natalie Portman, Eva Longoria, Johnny Depp, Halle Berry, Albus Dumbledore, Professor Flitwick, Big Ugly Man Doll

Let There Be Light, As Long As It’s Quiet…

OK kid. Turn your damn lights on if you’re reading, your eyes are bad enough already. Don’t stay up too late, and don’t make any noise. Daddy needs plausible deniability, OK? “OK Daddy!” And we just don’t talk about why all my kids could define “plausible deniability” before they could write their names.