Headline Roundup With The Big Ugly Man Doll, or, the Darwin Awards Get Local

This past Friday the Washington Nationals, currently in the cellar, managed to lose two MORE fans in what can only be called the worst doubleheader ever.  These two fans, possibly having seen M. Night Shamalamadingdong’s The Happening once too often, decided to stand up while riding on the open top of a National’s-sponsored tour bus […]

Darwin Nominees come from all over

CNN reports (http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/07/04/slovenia.canoe.ap/index.html) that 8 people have secured Darwin Award nominations by trying to canoe over a dam that was operational but still partially under construction over the river Sava, in Slovenia.  A government official there denied speculation that the dam could have been better secured, saying that those in the canoes had clear security instructions. “Some […]