Oh Really?

It’s happy fix the damn cars day here at the BUMD house!

Electric Elephants and Other Bad Ideas

The mall has anchor stores. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the purpose of an anchor to drag along the bottom and impede progress?

I am not Lev Levit

I mentioned that I really hoped I hadn’t just put a screw through a water pipe behind the wall. “I really hope you have, Daddy!” said the Reigning Queen of Pink. “Why’s that?” I asked. “Because if you didn’t, then what the hell’s leaking?”

I am a Kimchi Chicken

It spit out something that to my untrained ear sounded suspiciously like “bibimbop with kimchi, bulgogi jap-cha, and a Coke.” It then occurred to me just how many ways talking to my 60-something-yr-old Korean neighbor through an automated translator could go wrong.

I Am The 3.14159 Percent

I’m the 3.14159 percent.  I’m better educated than you are, and I’m a damn sight better looking.  I probably make more money than you do.  But you know what?  I probably OWE more money than you do, too.  I’ve got debts no honest man can pay.  Those who do not understand history are doomed to […]