A Bavarian Weekend Story

I’m pissing in a brandy snifter. I always do.

High Occupancy

When the cop pulled me over in the HOV lanes, I explained that I had multiple personality disorder.

Just So!

The mashup takes tales written for children in the 1890s and finally published in 1902, and aims for the intersection of these stories with the events of 1915, when Kipling’s son died in the Battle of Loos, France, in WWI.

A Case of Vegetables

In my line of work, “Cleanup on Aisle Nine” can be code for “kill all the witnesses and invoke the Patriot Act if anyone asks.”

Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 19

I have lost faith with the Beach Boys and the Mall Santas and the Christmas Album and the Man With All the Toys.