Countdown to the Rapture, NGM Edition – Day 8
There are only 8 days left until the end of the world. That’s 192 hours. Only 11,520 minutes to the Rapture.
That’s 11,520 minutes that we still have to live with a whole lotta stuff that we’re Not Gonna Miss when the world ends on Saturday, May 21, such as:
10. Donald Trump’s Hair
9. People who can’t drive in bad weather.
8. Facebook status message memes.
Please re-post this as your status if you or someone you know has been affected by the End of Days. The Rapture has affected millions – and polls show 3 of 4 people make up nearly 75% of the population! I know only 3% will repost this and a damn sight fewer will be caught up in any Rapture. Please, support Rapture awareness by leaving this as your status for an hour, and include this handy link: http://bit.ly/mr5Q1T
Come on, God. Call the Rapture on May 21st, because I am so Not Gonna Miss those crazy Facebook status update memes. Or at least post the above on Your divine Page – I could really use the ad revenue. You know, in case the world doesn’t end.
I’m hoping to find a “rapturist” in the next week so I can ask them to sign over the deed to their house to me…