Countdown to the Rapture: In discussing the upcoming Rapture with Number One Son, he expressed his disdain for the current prediction. I asked him why, and he explained: “Daddy, the 21st is a Saturday. Douglas Adams made it very clear that the Earth will be destroyed on a Thursday.”
So God, because I’m Not Gonna Miss Your natural disasters – call the Rapture on May 21. And stop trying to pick up the seven-ten split with a brace of mobile homes.
Despite all the good things that will end too soon come the Rapture, let’s face it, you’re Not Gonna Miss cheap beer.
Why are some guys so clueless? Can he not see that she likes him? Why doesn’t he notice her? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Please re-post this as your status if you or someone you know has been affected by the upcoming End of the World. The Rapture has affected millions of lives – in fact, a recent poll showed that three out of four people make up nearly 75% of the population, which must be true since it’s a statistic on the internet. I know that only 3% of you will repost this, and a damn sight fewer of you will be caught up in the Rapture next week. But please, support Rapture awareness by leaving this as your status for just an hour.