ManFAQ Friday: But by how much?

Why in the world would it be a problem if I were taller than you? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

This is not a review of The Phantom Tollbooth

BOY? Did you just Rickroll me? Did you just sit there and Rickroll your own father?

A Brief Weekend Recap While the Cleaning Crew Vacuums My Office

Bending over the table with the shears for that long (there are five chairs) gave me a new regard for handling textiles – now I know why Nike and Gap pay those overseas factory workers so much money!

ManFAQ Friday: Of Men and Pigs

What is it with you guys and bacon? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Conversations I Never Had With My Parents

“Well, I guess I’ve had my first ejaculation this morning.” There are times, as a parent, when you get no warning of danger ahead until the river drops and you’re going over this waterfall Right Now, and your answer in the next 2 seconds has the potential to define a part of your child’s life, when you wish you could hit the big Pause button in the sky and think for a minute.