ManFAQ Friday: But by how much?

It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.  Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Question:   Why in the world would it be a problem if I were taller than you?

Answer:    I’ll wager that most guys don’t mind.  And by “most guys,” I mean the ones under 5 foot 3 inches who don’t want to narrow their windows of opportunity. 

It’s hard to feel all macho and stuff when we’re reaching up on our tiptoes to kiss you.  An inch or so, sure, no big deal.  If you’re the 50-foot-tall woman, or Madame Maxine, well, you know.   Also clearly, if we’re on television, it’s a huge issue. 

Like the man said, “You are smaller, so I can be taller than!”  Never mind the grammar, this is Hollywood!


Now you know. Please, feel free to comment! Also, forward any questions you’d like answered to BUMD – at –!


2 Responses to “ManFAQ Friday: But by how much?”

  1. Hmmm, that explains the look on the guy’s face the day I tried on the 4 1/2″ heels. I came slinking around the corner of the shoe display and looked down from my 6’2″+ height. He stared up, and I could have sworn I heard his dick shrivelling.

    Fortunately my husband, at 5’7″, doesn’t have a problem being at eye-level with the goodies when I (extremely rarely) put on heels. Or so he says. But maybe he just wants hey-hey.

  2. Diane, you might not have heard it, but I assure you – HE heard his dick shrivelling. Also, you raise an interesting point about vantage point; I’ve heard shorter guys mention that “eye level” is not always a bad thing! And yes, “he just wants hey-hey” is a pretty good bet. Thanks for commenting!

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