Lost River Weekend

We looked at each other, counted the number of girls in the house, gave a nod, and packed our overnight bags – by which I meant a change of clothes, and he meant his iPod.

ManFAQ Friday: You Wouldn’t Understand

Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

I Am The 3.14159 Percent

I’m the 3.14159 percent.  I’m better educated than you are, and I’m a damn sight better looking.  I probably make more money than you do.  But you know what?  I probably OWE more money than you do, too.  I’ve got debts no honest man can pay.  Those who do not understand history are doomed to […]

ManFAQ Friday: Ten-and-a-Half, but Narrow

Is it true what they say about men with big hands and big feet? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

“Hasten, Jason! Bring the basin!”

Mark Twain once mentioned that stories requiring no embellishment or embroidery were very rarely worth the retelling, and while I cannot disagree with the great man in the general case, I find that his adage breaks down in the specific.  To wit, evidence the email SOBUMD and I sent to the school of Number One […]