Countdown to the Rapture, NGM Edition – Day 7
Despite all the good things that will end too soon come the Rapture, let’s face it, you’re Not Gonna Miss cheap beer.
Despite all the good things that will end too soon come the Rapture, let’s face it, you’re Not Gonna Miss cheap beer.
Please re-post this as your status if you or someone you know has been affected by the upcoming End of the World. The Rapture has affected millions of lives – in fact, a recent poll showed that three out of four people make up nearly 75% of the population, which must be true since it’s a statistic on the internet. I know that only 3% of you will repost this, and a damn sight fewer of you will be caught up in the Rapture next week. But please, support Rapture awareness by leaving this as your status for just an hour.
Despite all the good things that will end too soon come the Rapture, let’s face it, you’re Not Gonna Miss people who can’t drive in bad weather.
Despite all the good things that will end too soon come the Rapture, let’s face it, you’re Not Gonna Miss Donald Trump’s Hair.
Thus I have heard: We live in the end of days, and 21 May 2011 will be the last day. The internets told me so, and the very fundimentalist Christians told the internets. Since it’s on the internet, it must be true. Therefore, starting tomorrow, I’m going to start counting down the top ten thing that I won’t miss, come the Rapture.