Countdown to the Rapture, NGM Edition – Day 9
Despite all the good things that will end too soon come the Rapture, let’s face it, you’re Not Gonna Miss people who can’t drive in bad weather.
Despite all the good things that will end too soon come the Rapture, let’s face it, you’re Not Gonna Miss people who can’t drive in bad weather.
I know you’re 25 now, but I’m writing to your 10-yr-old self. I want to thank you, now, for eating that stash of Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs I’d hidden at the top of the freezer.
Despite all the good things that will end too soon come the Rapture, let’s face it, you’re Not Gonna Miss Donald Trump’s Hair.
Thus I have heard: We live in the end of days, and 21 May 2011 will be the last day. The internets told me so, and the very fundimentalist Christians told the internets. Since it’s on the internet, it must be true. Therefore, starting tomorrow, I’m going to start counting down the top ten thing that I won’t miss, come the Rapture.
The Human Tape Recorder was wired up with braces today, inaugurating a process that I’m sure will result in wonderfully straight teeth, happy smiles, and a bill higher than the defense budget of several developing countries.