ManFAQ Friday: Did you actually SEE this elephant?

What is it with the farting? Pull your finger??? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Countdown to the Rapture, NGM Edition – Day 1

Countdown to the Rapture: I’m Not Gonna Miss watching the Chicago Cubs blow the pennant every damn year, call the Rapture tomorrow. Because Harry Caray is waiting for us all in Heaven: “Cubs win! Holy Cow!”

Countdown to the Rapture, NGM Edition – Day 2

Countdown to the Rapture: Because I’m Not Gonna Miss Celebrities who can’t handle celebrity, call the Rapture on May 21st. And please, take Charlie Sheen first, OK?

Countdown to the Rapture, NGM Edition: Day 3

Countdown to the Rapture: So please Lord, because I’m Not Gonna Miss watching my weight – call the Rapture on May 21st. And have the grill fired up – let’s cook the golden Ox!

Countdown to the Rapture, NGM Edition – Day 4

Countdown to the Rapture: So please Lord, because I’m Not Gonna Miss your more vocal, vehement, violent followers – call the Rapture on May 21st. My buddy Stephen Hawking and I will expect our 72 virgins when we arrive.