ManFAQ Friday: Freud, Schmeud.

Why do men tend to favor one breast over the other? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Weekend Recap

This past weekend I took the three lunatic children to The House in the Woods. This is, of course, a mythic destination rooted firmly in fairly tales and folklore, and as such includes the requisite babbling creek, forbidding mountain, impenetrable forest, and small host of woodland creatures. There is wood that will not split itself, hikes that do not hike themselves, and fires that won’t et cetera. There is, of course, no television. It’s a place where a kid can be a kid, as long as said kid remembers the way most kids ended up in the majority of Grimm’s Fairy Tales.

ManFAQ Friday: “Why, $30 Million isn’t old, Mr. Smyth!”

Why do men like younger or older women? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

French Garlic Soup?

The French Onion Soup was a study in hiring disaffected youth in the kitchen. First, this was French Garlic Soup – the onions were an afterthought.

You’re as Cold as Ice

I’m worried that I accidentally sold my soul to the freezer. Come to think of it, I did cut myself putting it in – could it have considered that to be a blood pact between us? The food’s been getting colder and I’ve been feeling more and more tired in the past few months…