Reality Check
“You look like an asshole in a suit.”
“You look like an asshole in a suit.”
Our waking walking life, it sometimes seems, has but two paths: the ordinary, and the more ordinary. And, while betimes betwixt the morning’s light and noonday sun the mordinary seems the only choice, at sunrise, and again as sunset cedes its hours to the moon, our lives can be… Extraordinary!
What’s the deal with this male bonding business? we need to rebel against something, and we both know it’s not going to be you, so we take a little time-out from proper society and we rebel against that, for as long as we can. You know, until we run out of beer. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Anyone have a recipe for egg-free, dairy-free, soy-free, corn-free, carob brownies?
“Well, I suppose I couldn’t very well have expected the ‘I did the same thing when I was your age’ speech.”