ManFAQ Friday: It’s all about the hey-hey
Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
I’m sure I’m doing OK as a dad, because I check in with the kids periodically. “Kid,” I ask them each, “are you having a good childhood?”
I’ve kept a list of questions women have asked me about men over the years, and as a public service I will answer them, to help demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. These will be actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man.
The selling of indulgences went out of vogue hundreds of years ago, and hasn’t really come back – Lindsay Lohan notwithstanding.
Omnomnomnomniscience, noun. The quality of always knowing what you feel like eating. Omnomnomnomnipotence, noun. The quality of being able to eat as much of it as you want. Fartriloquism. The art of blaming it on someone else.