Man FAQ: Answer Friday
It’s Friday, and that means answer time! I’ve kept a list of questions women have asked me about men over the years, and as a public service I will answer them, to help demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. These will be actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Today’s Question: Why can’t you change the baby’s diaper without me asking you to? You can smell that noxiousness as easily as I can – even commenting “Pee-u, you stink girl” – but not change it?
Answer: Men are from Mars, and you should smell the air there. You’ve noticed that when we tilt cheek, all the guys laugh and all the girls leave? We know she stinks. She smells like we do most of the time. It’s one of the evolutionary traits that reminds us she’s part of our tribe. We don’t change them because it doesn’t bother us until long after it’s bothered you.
Now you know. Please, feel free to comment with any questions you’d like answered!
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