New Words, Defined For Free
Posted on June 11th, 2010 by Big Ugly Man Doll
Omnomnomnomniscience, noun. The quality of always knowing what you feel like eating.
Omnomnomnomnipotence, noun. The quality of being able to eat as much of it as you want.
Fartriloquism. The art of blaming it on someone else.
I feel enlightened and emboldened by this new knowledge. Truly, you are a gift.
I am a gift, and not only am I available for wrapping, but I can be shipped for free if you order before Tuesday!