Countdown to the Rapture: So please Lord, because I’m Not Gonna Miss your more vocal, vehement, violent followers – call the Rapture on May 21st. My buddy Stephen Hawking and I will expect our 72 virgins when we arrive.
Countdown to the Rapture: In discussing the upcoming Rapture with Number One Son, he expressed his disdain for the current prediction. I asked him why, and he explained: “Daddy, the 21st is a Saturday. Douglas Adams made it very clear that the Earth will be destroyed on a Thursday.”
So God, because I’m Not Gonna Miss Your natural disasters – call the Rapture on May 21. And stop trying to pick up the seven-ten split with a brace of mobile homes.
Despite all the good things that will end too soon come the Rapture, let’s face it, you’re Not Gonna Miss cheap beer.
Why are some guys so clueless? Can he not see that she likes him? Why doesn’t he notice her? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?