ManFAQ Friday: Locked and Loaded
Why do men like guns? ESPECIALLY naked women with guns? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Why do men like guns? ESPECIALLY naked women with guns? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Out there somewhere is a fractured, tortuous, and twisted slice of burnt logic through which the Tea Party Downgrade can get blamed on the President – in the short term, of course. Over the long haul, there’s plenty of blame to go around – starting with us, the American people who want more in the way of benefits, services, and infrastructure than we’re willing to pay for.
The studs in the romance books provide their lovers with a running commentary. Is one allowed to or supposed to talk during Hey Hey? Should a girl expect it? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
A Fascist, a Socialist, and a Blonde walk into a bar. Who buys the first round?
One secret to a happy marriage is to not spend too much time asking each other if you’re happy. Talk openly and honestly – the words “yes, dear” have saved our marriage more than once. If it’s 3:30 in the afternoon and your folks will be there in half an hour for dinner, that’s still time for a quickie. Babysitters are necessary once in a while and should be deductible on your taxes as a mental health expense. Life is short, and very few things are actually important in the long run. Being nice to each other is one of those few. Talk enough to make sure you know how to make each other happy. Don’t talk so much that you make each other unhappy. Don’t try too hard. Enjoy it!