ManFAQ Friday: Don’t Hold Back

Why do men never really tell you what they feel? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Re-Gifting

I don’t try to make the kids be how I want them to be. I try to let them be the best person they can be. They only get one shot at their life. It should be theirs to live for themselves, not to live for what I want. If I don’t have expectations about how they will be, I’ll never be disappointed that they didn’t turn out that way. That’ll just leave me more time to love them for themselves, which is what a parent should do.

Well, that was helpful.

We were deep in the jungles of Sulamalasy when I found the body.

ManFAQ Friday: It depends on what your definition of “are” is…

“You’re such a typical man.” I hear that a lot, and sometimes I even say it. What does that mean, really? What is the typical man? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Holy Crap, I’m Not Even Sure I Can Blog This

Why she should feel the need to whisper anything while we were alone in her room with the rest of the house awake, I couldn’t guess – but then, you don’t argue with those who rule by divine right, and so I dutifully leaned down so the cute, blond, 8-yr-old Reigning Queen of Pink could whisper in my ear: “Sweet titty-fuckin’ Jesus, I’m tired!”