Big Ugly Man Doll

It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.  Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Question:   “You are such a typical man.”  I hear that a lot, and sometimes I even say it.  What does that mean, really?  What is the typical man?

Answer:    “Typical Man” is usually a pejorative synonymous with asshole.  Example:  “Q:  When a woman is having an orgasm, her vagina is contracting and releasing rapidly.  What is her asshole doing?  A:  Sitting on the couch, watching the game.”  For further details, please see my collected works.

Now you know.  Please, feel free to comment!  Also, forward any questions you’d like answered to BUMD – at – biguglymandoll.com!

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