Countdown to the Rapture, NGM Edition – Day 10
Despite all the good things that will end too soon come the Rapture, let’s face it, you’re Not Gonna Miss Donald Trump’s Hair.
Despite all the good things that will end too soon come the Rapture, let’s face it, you’re Not Gonna Miss Donald Trump’s Hair.
Thus I have heard: We live in the end of days, and 21 May 2011 will be the last day. The internets told me so, and the very fundimentalist Christians told the internets. Since it’s on the internet, it must be true. Therefore, starting tomorrow, I’m going to start counting down the top ten thing that I won’t miss, come the Rapture.
The Human Tape Recorder was wired up with braces today, inaugurating a process that I’m sure will result in wonderfully straight teeth, happy smiles, and a bill higher than the defense budget of several developing countries.
There is a nurturing spirit that seems unique to women, and it is right and proper that we honor that spirit at least once a year, if not every day. And by honor I mean bring chocolate. And Happy Mother’s Day to all the rest of you mothers as well!
Why do some guys appear to be more enlightened than others and how can I find one? (Doesn’t pertain to me but many women want to know.) Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?