I think it’s time for me to come forward with this. I was emotionally traumatized by Jamie Gibson, Jessica Gibson’s half-sister, before she started working for Rob Lowe. This was a difficult time in my past, but I need people to know the truth: The Gibson girls played me for a sucker, and now they’re […]
As my gift to you on this glorious April Fool’s Day, I present part of the Gospel from the Book of BUMD, starting just after the passage about the nun, the rabbi, and the Easter Bunny: 4.1. Thus have I heard, Theophilus, and stop me if I’ve told you this in that other book. 4.2 […]
No point, really, but here goes: My lover wears a white shirt / My lover wears a white hat My lover’s wearing tight black jeans / And I’m alright with that My lover likes a tight fit / My lover likes a slow hand My lover likes an old-fashioned man / And I’m alright with […]
First, we doff our propeller beanie hats at the passing of one of the greats, perhaps the last of the dinosaurs. Hard core science fiction has known giants, and Arthur C. Clarke, who died on Wednesday at the age of 90, was one of the last of the greats, upon whose shoulders I am not […]
So, sure, I can take a few days off from typing here. Why? Because I’m the Big, Ugly Man Doll, that’s why. What’s the point of being fascinatingly crazy big and ugly if you can’t kick back once in a while, eh? Just to bring you up to speed from when last we left our hero: I’ve been […]