Big Ugly Man Doll

No point, really, but here goes:

My lover wears a white shirt / My lover wears a white hat
My lover’s wearing tight black jeans / And I’m alright with that

My lover likes a tight fit / My lover likes a slow hand
My lover likes an old-fashioned man / And I’m alright with that

I’m alright / (She wears a white hat)
I’m alright / (She likes a slow hand)
I’m alright / She’s wearing fuzzy pink pajamas
And I’m alright with that

My love is like the North Star / My lover likes the North Pole
My love is getting red hot, baby / And I’m alright with that

I’m alright / (She wears a white hat)
I’m alright / (She likes the North Pole)
I’m alright / She’s wearing fuzzy pink pajamas
And I’m alright with that

White hat
Red hot
Alright
Alright
Well alright

You needed a song just now anyway, and you can probably figure out the tune.  Hum it until you hear it on the radio. 

 
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