So there we were earlier this school year, driving – again – to school. You wouldn’t think a lot could happen on a drive like this, because it’s not yet 8 in the morning and we’re only driving 5 blocks away. You would be wrong. For those of you scoring at home, “not yet 8 […]
Yesterday the kids learned a new song about a girl named Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back. Now obviously this Goth chick’s father owns a line of trucks, and she’s in formal black because he’s dead, or getting re-married, or […]
The holidays are over, 2010 is here, and we’re typing this year. Let’s start with… The Holidays: A Brief Review. Now believe it or not, and I’ve been known to lie, but this holiday saga starts at a Borders Bookstore, with a boatload of books and no coupons. Now everybody knows the thing to do […]
To, once again, The Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies, who (as recently noted) is today seven years old. She likes this quite a bit, either because it makes her “older” and therefor more likely to be allowed to do things her older siblings are, or because 7 […]
Kids. In one ear, out the rear.