Whoa Nelly, Another Post!
One of the best parts of being a Big Ugly Man Doll is leaving the children with my wonderful wife, SOBUMD. This was hammered home to me recently when we took the Reigning Queen of Pink to a pediatric urologist – she was, of course, peeing pink. (To her credit, she simply assumed that this was part of a natural progression of her life, and that the superpower of being able to pee pink was hers by divine right.)
The pediatric urologist did, for the record, diagnose her with acute pinkatitis before discussing the issues and tests needed with me and SOBUMD. These tests included urine samples, all well and good, and a three-day stool sample card. At that, I suddenly remembered how much I love my wife. And my job. “Whoops, gotta go in early all this week, sorry about that!”
SOBUMD got through the stool-smear card without too much trouble – the Queen of Pink is a professional at all sorts of medical tests, after all – and mailed it in to the lab as directed. Once again, I got to thinking about how much I love my job – no matter how occasionally frustrating, at least I don’t have to open those for a living. “Oh jeez, Bob, I got another 5-day over here, get the tongs!” “Dude, this one’s just a 3-day but. It. Is. Harsh!”
Kids. In one ear, out the rear.
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