Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 3

This is an advent countdown of Christmas and other miscellaneous holiday songs that make me barf a bit, the ones you know you’re supposed to love, but really you’d rather listen to a jackdaw with a cleft palate than sit through them on the radio again – you know the kind I mean.

Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 4

This is an advent countdown of Christmas and other miscellaneous holiday songs that make me barf a bit, the ones you know you’re supposed to love, but really you’d rather be laminated, decked out with appliqué, b-jeweled, and vajazzled than sit through them on the radio again – you know the kind I mean.

Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 5

This is an advent countdown of Christmas and other miscellaneous holiday songs that make me barf a bit, the ones you know you’re supposed to love, but really you’d rather wait for Justin Bieber’s balls to drop than sit through them on the radio again – you know the kind I mean.

Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 6, with bonus Nattering Nabobs of Nativity!

This is an advent countdown of Christmas and other miscellaneous holiday songs that make me barf a bit, the ones you know you’re supposed to love, but really you’d rather vote for Spiro T. Agnew than sit through them on the radio again – you know the kind I mean.

Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 7

This is an advent countdown of Christmas and other miscellaneous holiday songs that make me barf a bit, the ones you know you’re supposed to love, but really you’d rather pinch a loaf than sit through them on the radio again – you know the kind I mean.