How to make your father tear up
Ten isn’t really too young to be horrified at the universal finality of life, is it?
Ten isn’t really too young to be horrified at the universal finality of life, is it?
We needed no further proof that we were well away from the Washington DC craziness than driving past a sign for a business called “Hell Yeah Watersports.” Within a 100 mile radius of the DC area, that same company would have incorporated under the name “Safe-n-Legal Watersports.”
It’ll be interesting to see what shakes out of the Derecho storm. The 911 service in most of NoVa went dead – people were asked to bring emergencies (or reports of same) to police/fire stations. Cell coverage was spotty at best, AT&T lost a few towers – and the POTS (plain old telephone system) went down as well. In the absence of internet, cell, and dial tone, 911 not working seems redundant if no one can call anyway.
I’m just going to retire and let the 13-yr-old write the jokes for a while.
“Thank you for calling On-Time Dentistry, how can I help you today?”