The Perils of Panopticonalism, and Why I Don’t Have It

It should be noted that at 13 years old, the Reigning Queen of Pink does not so much question her sexuality as interrogate it. I wouldn’t put her past waterboarding.


So, I guess I’m bi. Who knew? Mind you, this ties in with my theory that pretty much everyone is about 3 drinks from bi…

Halloween & Happy Birthday

Happy Halloween and Happy Birthday to the Human Tape Recorder! Sixteen years old and she’s still my walking memory bank.

Signs of Growing Up

“Where’s the Off button?”

Everybody’s a critic

I can’t WAIT to be a grandfather. My kids are going to be SO frightened to bring their kids to Grandma and Grandpa’s house….