On the Golden Globes

I was about to mention that even my cat is going to bed tonight dreaming of Natalie Portman, and then I remembered that he’s from Texas and he’s probably dreaming of Eva Longoria, and then I remembered that we call him Albus the Gay, and he’s probably dreaming of Johnny Depp.  And who can blame him?

The other cat, Professor Flitwick, is dreaming of Halle Berry, and I’m sure it’s Number One Son dreaming of Queen Padme Amidala of Naboo – although he was irritated to find out that her new movie (A) has nothing to do with Star Wars and (B) isn’t going to show up on his personal Netflix list for a LONG time. 

I’d like to thank the Academy.  I’d better finish that screenplay, so they can vote for me and I can kiss whoever presents the award.  Halle, Eva, Johnny Depp – I’m not picky.

3 Responses to “On the Golden Globes”

  1. Thank you for the morning laugh. You really should work on you script and get it submitted. You have way too many great ideas and concepts that need to be shared. Would love to hear you acceptance speech:)

  2. Ooohh, oooh, can I go w/ you and sneak a kiss in on George Clooney AND Johnny Depp?? Maybe Sting will show up too. ;)

  3. I don’t know about a Golden Globe, but your writing will definitely be considered by the Pulitzer committee someday

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