Watch it, kid.
Kids these days, I tell ya.
Kids these days, I tell ya.
This past weekend I took the three lunatic children to The House in the Woods. This is, of course, a mythic destination rooted firmly in fairly tales and folklore, and as such includes the requisite babbling creek, forbidding mountain, impenetrable forest, and small host of woodland creatures. There is wood that will not split itself, hikes that do not hike themselves, and fires that won’t et cetera. There is, of course, no television. It’s a place where a kid can be a kid, as long as said kid remembers the way most kids ended up in the majority of Grimm’s Fairy Tales.
“You look like an asshole in a suit.”
“Well, I suppose I couldn’t very well have expected the ‘I did the same thing when I was your age’ speech.”
Natalie Portman, Eva Longoria, Johnny Depp, Halle Berry, Albus Dumbledore, Professor Flitwick, Big Ugly Man Doll