I’d also like to see a ride for kids based on the movie “Up.” (“Here, hold this.” “Heyyyyyyyyyy!” “OK, how much for two more?”) There could be another ride called The Mother-in-Law, which drives at a safe speed and makes only sharp right turns when you least expect it, and The First Date, which floats through 16 slow tunnels and gets back just before the park closes at 10pm. (“Will you get lucky on The First Date?” They’d make a fortune!)
A Fascist, a Socialist, and a Blonde walk into a bar. Who buys the first round?
Parenting is the ultimate B.F. Skinner experiment. Every word you say and every action you take will help to modify your kids’ behavior, however slightly. Try to make sure your actions reflect what you want “I love you” to mean.
I’ll save the pictures from the endoscope for the Holiday Letter (nothing says Merry Freaking X-Mas like a blow-up picture of someone else’s insides!), but the preliminary results looked good.
Driving home the other day, we passed a sign reminding us all to call your dad for Father’s Day. The Reigning Queen of Pink was *very* cheerful about this idea. “Yay! I’ll call Daddy for Father’s Day! What kind of cell phone are you buying me?”