ManFAQ Friday: Oh, and can you take out the trash, too?

Why do you get twice the credit and attention for doing the damn dishes than we do? In fact, why do you get ANY credit for doing them? Did you not eat off those? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

ManFAQ Friday: Ready, Normal People?

Why porn? And why are your attempts to hide it so pathetic? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong? Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing – and you don’t have to go home in the cold. But it’s lonely.

ManFAQ Friday: Freud, Schmeud.

Why do men tend to favor one breast over the other? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

ManFAQ Friday: “Why, $30 Million isn’t old, Mr. Smyth!”

Why do men like younger or older women? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

ManFAQ Friday: Real Smooth

Why is it OK when men go out with hair coming out their ears and nose, but we’re supposed to shave our legs? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?