ManFAQ Friday: Real Smooth

4 February, 2011 | | 3 Comments

It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Question:   Why is it OK when men go out with hair coming out their ears and nose, but we’re supposed to shave our legs?

Answer:   We see our hair as a chance to remind you of our caveman days of yore, our hirsute halcyon heritage, and have you wondering if we are men or savage beasts, ready to drag you to our cave and consider some hairy Hey Hey.  You, on the other hand, convince each other to shave your legs – and otherwise manage your hair – so that there will be nothing to distract one of us apes from the sight of your shapely flesh – no hair, nothing but smooth skin to remind him of Hey Hey.   Needless to say, you keep doing it because it works.  I think it’s only fair to mention that most guys, once you’re back in their caves, won’t really care much if you shaved this week, or even this epoch.

Besides, it hurts to pluck those!  You know what babies we are…

Now you know.  Please, feel free to comment with any questions you’d like answered!

  1. HonorH says:

    Your ManFAQs are a real education to this single gal, let me tell you.

  2. Big Ugly Man Doll says:

    @HonorH: Glad to hear it and happy to be providing a public service! If you have any specific questions, be sure to send them in!

  3. yomama says:

    I say dig deeper in that cave and sharpen up the nose hair trimmer. They thought about manufacturing one at Georges’ Screw at one time.

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