Happy Birthday to the Reigning Queen of Pink

Happy Reigning Queen of Pink Day!

All You Need To Do Is Ask

You’re going to be 8 years old – what’s the true meaning of life?

How It All Began

Four score and Eighteen years ago this morning, in a church that’s reputed to be still standing, the Spouse Of the Big Ugly Man Doll and I stood up in front of a vast gathering of family, friends, gentle readers, and complete strangers and swapped vows, rings, and spit.  I believe it speaks volumes about […]

The Perfect Vegan Pancake

That the Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies would have genetic issues should come as no surprise; she intends to stand toe-to-toe and pink hairband to pink headband with any inbred European princess the old families care to name. Those who rule by divine right take no prisoners. […]

Don’t Throw the Pigeon Under the Bus!

your bangs do a good job hiding the lobotomy scars