Talk to the chocolate

Anyone have a recipe for egg-free, dairy-free, soy-free, corn-free, carob brownies?

Some things change, some things don’t

“Well, I suppose I couldn’t very well have expected the ‘I did the same thing when I was your age’ speech.”

You know you’re living the dream when…

Your 12-year-old has your drink order ready 60 seconds before you walk in? Excellent!

A Dream of Christmas

I understood why we had called him Father Christmas, the Pater figure bringing home presents to his children, to all of us. I never did find out what was in the green bag at my daughter’s feet. After all, it wasn’t for me. My present was her smile.

Epic Fail FTW!

“Actually, you told me never to talk to strangers. I think I’d better follow that advice.”