Happy National Pink Day
Posted on August 21st, 2014 by Big Ugly Man Doll
Since the Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, Lord High Protector of Barbies, and Baroness of the Hummingbirds is the only one in the house who wasn’t born on or around a holiday, we are hereby, by the authority vested in me, declaring that August 21st, Her Royal birthday, shall henceforth be known across the land as National Pink Day.
My understanding is that, not having received her Hogwarts letter on time last year, she is this year expecting her letter from Pigfarts Intergalactic School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, which as I’m sure you’re aware is on Mars. I sincerely hope that the intragalactic mail system is on time this year, and that she has a super-mega-foxy-awesome birthday.
And so, happy birthday to the RQOP!
Hey, right on! I’m an alumna of Pigfarts! Oh, wait… “Intergalactic School of Witchcraft and Wizardry”? Um, never mind, then. *shuffles away attempting to look nonchalant*
P.S. Happy birthday to the RQoP, and many thanks to her parents for not creating National Pink Day two days earlier and thereby causing it to occur on the same day as my birthday. That would cause a problem with my severe allergy to pink.