A Big Ugly Shadow
It’s Groundhog Day, which is when otherwise intelligent people take a break from listening to the usual set of rodents telling them what the weather will be like for a while, and instead tune into a specific rodent for their precipitory prognostication, despite the fact that there’s not a damn thing anyone can do about the weather regardless of who’s lying to them about it.
For the record, the Big Ugly Man Doll woke this morning before the sunrise to the sounds of “Daddy, you’re going to need the plunger because it won’t flush.” Arising from my bed, I saw the long shadow of the next 6 weeks stretching out before me, filled with snow, slush, sun, and not enough beer in the world. Based on this, I can reasonably predict the next 6 week will continue to be cold and shitty, not that there’s a damn thing you can do about it.
Poor BUMD. You’re right. There’s not enough beer in the world. Hope everything is running smoothly now.