Conversations I Wasn’t Planning on Having This Morning

Big Ugly Man Doll:  What are you doing in here?
Number One Son:  (Giggles and flops down on my bed)  What’s this?
Big Ugly Man Doll:  Um.  Yeah, I dunno, sweat.  Get outta here.
Number One Son:   How do you sweat in just that one spot in the middle of the bed?
Big Ugly Man Doll:  Shut up and get outta here.  Go get ready for school.  And wash your hands.

7 Responses to “Conversations I Wasn’t Planning on Having This Morning”

  1. Wow…that is all I can say.

  2. hilarious – oops. Though you do realize that related conversations re #1Son’s own development are probably around the corner…

  3. @Sara – yeah, that went through my head as well. I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. So to speak.

  4. AWESOME!!!! You East coast Langs really are a reality TV show!!!!!

  5. God it feels good to laugh in the morning!

  6. could be worse. could have gone more like this

  7. Oh. My. God. That’s awesome, thank you!!!

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