Conversations I Wasn’t Planning on Having This Morning

Posted on May 3rd, 2011 by Big Ugly Man Doll

Big Ugly Man Doll:  What are you doing in here?
Number One Son:  (Giggles and flops down on my bed)  What’s this?
Big Ugly Man Doll:  Um.  Yeah, I dunno, sweat.  Get outta here.
Number One Son:   How do you sweat in just that one spot in the middle of the bed?
Big Ugly Man Doll:  Shut up and get outta here.  Go get ready for school.  And wash your hands.

Tags: Children // 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Conversations I Wasn’t Planning on Having This Morning”

  1. Lindsay O'Brien // May 3, 2011 at 8:50 am

    Wow…that is all I can say.

  2. Sara // May 3, 2011 at 8:59 am

    hilarious – oops. Though you do realize that related conversations re #1Son’s own development are probably around the corner…

  3. admin // May 3, 2011 at 9:07 am

    @Sara – yeah, that went through my head as well. I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. So to speak.

  4. Sean // May 3, 2011 at 9:31 am

    AWESOME!!!! You East coast Langs really are a reality TV show!!!!!

  5. Jena // May 3, 2011 at 9:32 am

    God it feels good to laugh in the morning!

  6. orange // May 18, 2011 at 8:41 am

    could be worse. could have gone more like this http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/apr/23/sex-education-julia-sweeney

  7. admin // May 18, 2011 at 11:34 pm

    Oh. My. God. That’s awesome, thank you!!!

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