Well, that was helpful.
We were deep in the jungles of Sulamalasy when I found the body.
We were deep in the jungles of Sulamalasy when I found the body.
“You’re such a typical man.” I hear that a lot, and sometimes I even say it. What does that mean, really? What is the typical man? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Why she should feel the need to whisper anything while we were alone in her room with the rest of the house awake, I couldn’t guess – but then, you don’t argue with those who rule by divine right, and so I dutifully leaned down so the cute, blond, 8-yr-old Reigning Queen of Pink could whisper in my ear: “Sweet titty-fuckin’ Jesus, I’m tired!”
Pimp my saddle!
Why is it that my husband always notices if someone’s video game character has reached a new level or gotten new gear – but getting him to notice a new thing in the house or a new hair cut is a bit like pulling teeth? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?