Watch it, kid.

Kids these days, I tell ya.

ManFAQ Friday: Heavy-Lidded Longings

Lids up, or lids down? Is there etiquette here? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

ManFAQ Friday: Like Green on Grass

What is it with you and the lawn? Why is it OK if the basement looks like a free-fire zone, but you have to cut the grass and hedges six times a month? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong? Besides, I’m sure he was going to clean the basement Real Soon Now.

And Happy St Patrick’s Day!

The Queen Mother has spoken, and today has been graced by royal decree as a day of fun, laughter, and other such good things.

… And we now return to our regularly scheduled program!

Update on the Internet’s Own HonorH – those who know her IRL have reported that she has been in contact with the US Embassy officials and is in a shelter in her city, safe and accounted for! Despite tsunamis and earthquakes and right bad weather, she has evidently survived, and we are glad.