Twenty Seven Seventy Five

Amy Winehouse was famous because she had talent to burn, not because she burnt it. General Shalikashvili was famous because he had talent as well, and burned it quietly, well, and with honor. RIP.

ManFAQ Friday: Don’t Be Pissed

How does the pee get on the outside of the toliet? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Hunting The White Whale

The General Manager of Thompson Automotive is the kind of used car dealer who most maddens and torments, the kind of used car dealer who uses truth with malice in it, the kind of used car dealer who makes all the used car dealer jokes funny.

ManFAQ Friday: Nice Wheels

What is it with the muscle cars? Are you really compensating for something? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

The Naming of Rabbits is a Curious Thing

I’ll save the pictures from the endoscope for the Holiday Letter (nothing says Merry Freaking X-Mas like a blow-up picture of someone else’s insides!), but the preliminary results looked good.