Wicked, wicked child

We’d been walking a little over an hour with about 2 kilometers to go, when I noticed that the trees – it’s a full canopy – cleared out in about 300, maybe 400 yards. It looked like the light at the end of a long, green tunnel, and I said, “Ah, there’s freedom!”

A Bashing We Shall Go?

You know who we can sit around and tell jokes about? Intolerant people. I met this guy once, he was so intolerant, he wouldn’t let his kid have a sherbert because all the store had left was rainbow.

The Hobbesian Horoscope, 6/1/12

The Big Ugly Horoscope. Catch up with your own personal astroillogical future for the weekend and next week – your daily dose of destiny under your sign.

The Hobbesian Horoscope, 5/25/12

The Big Ugly Horoscope. Catch up with your own personal astroillogical future for the weekend and next week – your daily dose of destiny under your sign.

Big Balls and Braces and Wires, Oh My!

… with the bloody stump of the tooth and the wire and spring attached, it looked like something out of Steven King’s The Dentist.