High Occupancy

6 August, 2014 | | 2 Comments

So I accidently got on the HOV lanes this morning, and when I say accidently I mean I forgot how to count to three.  When the cop pulled me over, I explained that I had multiple personality disorder, and that the vehicle was quite crowded, really.  (“No it isn’t.”  “Shut up!  Who asked you?”  “Will you guys be quiet and let him talk?”) 

He asked me how many individuals were with me in there, and I told him four.  He asked their names, so I did a quick roll call and had them sound off.

And then he wrote me four tickets.

Well played, sir.

2 Comments
  1. K.B. Owen says:

    I guess the cop hadn’t had his coffee yet, either. #NoHumorBeforeCoffee Ah, well.

  2. Big Ugly Man Doll says:

    Too true, Kathy!

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