This is not a review of The Phantom Tollbooth
BOY? Did you just Rickroll me? Did you just sit there and Rickroll your own father?
BOY? Did you just Rickroll me? Did you just sit there and Rickroll your own father?
Bending over the table with the shears for that long (there are five chairs) gave me a new regard for handling textiles – now I know why Nike and Gap pay those overseas factory workers so much money!
“Well, I guess I’ve had my first ejaculation this morning.” There are times, as a parent, when you get no warning of danger ahead until the river drops and you’re going over this waterfall Right Now, and your answer in the next 2 seconds has the potential to define a part of your child’s life, when you wish you could hit the big Pause button in the sky and think for a minute.
At some point, it becomes a statistical certainty that you’re going to see your sister, daughter, cousin, or wife dancing on one of those poles after serving you tonight’s lasagna special. Also, sex is the number one topic in the insect world, with food running a close second, and not becoming food a distant third. It’s a lot like prime time television.
Do what you want to be doing anyway, get someone else to pay you for it, and leverage the whole deal with someone else’s money.